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Bruce’s College Politics
> Sign on with your favorite prez candidate; here’s where their supporters meet.
* John McCain’s Troop – meet at the old Armory, 5:30-6:15AM every MWF. This weeks discussion: “He isn’t angry any more, you stupid morons!”
* Barrack Obama’s Friends – meet at Shansay’s latte’s and cappucino’s, every Weds evening. This weeks discussion “He isn’t angry about PA, you stupid morons!”
* Hillary Clinton’s Workforce – meet at the Student Union every Fri at 4:30 – 7:00PM. “Yes, she’s still angry, you stupid morons!”
* Ralph Nadar’s Hopefuls – meet in the abandoned building off Main St. Weds at 5:30 PM for ~ 15 min. This weeks discussion “Yes we wish he was more angry, you stupid morons?”
Music scene:
> The Plasma Cowboys at Cram’s, The Fudds at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol’ Goat, and Bad Apple Jack at Russ and Dennis’ Microbrews.
> Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce’s College Student Union.
Other campus events:
> New Guest Lecturer Marge Fallow reviews discusses he ground breaking work “Awaken Your Inner Snail”. Learn how to take things slow and duck in a shell when trouble approaches.
> Read Strange Bru’s review of Marf Glibborns sure-to-be scintillating lecture of his new book “The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People“
> Flamenco con Queso, the neuvo con Flamenco dance troupe gave an unforgettable performance at the end of April. Souvenier posters still available!
> Catch Grumble Pants, the indie film hit about a radical college professor fallen on hard times, left with little more than memories and a digestive disorder.
